By TiredMom - / Thursday 16 February 2012 21:42 / United States
World

Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very much, young man.” FML

By Femme - / Thursday 16 February 2012 16:41 / Russia
By Jeathrow / Thursday 16 February 2012 15:01 / United States
FML - The follow-up

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

JukeboxValkyrie Say more :
To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to...
By JukeboxValkyrie - / Thursday 16 February 2012 07:52 / United States
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