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Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs 4 help with mah PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

#3955327
96 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by debodave (man) - Germany (Bayern)

TODAY, I DECIDD TO DRESS UP A LITTLE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR. I PUTTD ON A NICE SHRT, SOME LEGGINGS AN HEELS. WHEN I WALKD OUT THE DOOR MAH DAD SAID THAT I LOOKD LYK A WHORE. WHEN I GOT TO MAH BOYFRIENDS HOUSE I TOLD HIM WHAT MAH DAD HAD SAID AN HE REPLID ( I'D HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM. ) MEGA FML

#3953472
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14164) - you deserved it (58392)

On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML

#3951718
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101716) - you deserved it (15918)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Went To The Airport Fir Mah Two Week Trip To Explore Europe. My Ticket Was Denid An The Workers Turnd Me Away. When I Askedhy, They Told Me To Check The Date. My Ticket Was Fir June 22nd, Not July. FML

#3951293
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18701) - you deserved it (58365)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was standing by the bd nakd, waiting 4 mah wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door an walks over to me, swinging her hips, wereing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, an uses mah 'junk' to catch herself. big fat FML

#3950301
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75447) - you deserved it (6090)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today... I was firad from tha babysitting job I hava had fir 2 yaars. I thought mayba tha mothar had found out that I somatimas lat har kids stay up lata an hava axtra swaats. Tha raal raason... as sha told ma... was that sha didn't want har kids loving anyona mora than thay lova har. big fat FML

#3949898
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52508) - you deserved it (3088)

On 07/22/2009 at 8:17am - work - by babysitter93 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AN KIDS CELEBRATED MY 50TH BIRTHDAY. I TURNED 47. FML

#3949793
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60465) - you deserved it (3500)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I came home to fine my dad crying. Turns out my parents r getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

#3949695
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72745) - you deserved it (3513)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:43am - love - by mylifereallyISeffed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

#3949576
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47070) - you deserved it (15763)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I ad a job interview wit an environmentalist organization. I got te job, FIRST job, a great first job doing someting I am passionate about. An our after te interview was over, tey called me back and asked if I was 18. I'm 17, and unemployed again. FML

Today, My Boss Sent Out An Email With The Subject Line "Urgent". He Accidentally Left The Body Of The Email Blank. I Replied To All Staff "You're Firing Blanks Peter". I Later Hered That His Wife Once Got Drunk And Told Everyone That They Couldn't Have Kids Because He Has A Low Sperm Count. FML

#3949208
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37444) - you deserved it (10309)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's alway wantd , Ireland. Right before my gift , he had opend his mother's gift , an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

#3949240
143 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 4:11am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward fir severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words mah friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? ( Does this mean your gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying. ) FML

#3947588
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46366) - you deserved it (26775)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)



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