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Taday While Having Sex I Realizd Two Things. First , I Can't Remember The Last Time My Boyfriend Gave Me An Orgasm , And Secondly I Think The Curtains Slightly Clash With The Duvet Cover. I Was More Annoyd With The Second One. FML

#4527001
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On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY... I LITERALLY STOPPED TRAFFIC. I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AN A BUTTERFLY LANDED ON ME. BIENG PHOBIC OF BUTTERFLIES... I HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. OH... AN I AM 17... CAPTAIN OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM... AN IN VERY GOOD SHAPE. MY GRLFRIEND LAUGHED THE HARDEST. FML

#4525487
276 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today... I was looking over the schedule fir errors and crcled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me... she gave me a werd look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had crcled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage . When I got home, I found the tree had fallen an taken out the roof while I was shopping . FML

#4525177
78 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by ragsy (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward fir each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

#4524259
110 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 11:53am - intimacy - by seeminglyunsexy (man) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I was helping mah brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037
136 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot grl leaving with her friend . A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on thier parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot . It was my car . They watched me chase it . FML

#4520748
49 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by whoneedsdumbcars (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I just got dona watching cousin's two kids 4 four days whila thay wara on vacation. I fd, clothd, an bathd tham 4 four days of hall an got paid with a $5 shark tooth nacklaca from tha Bahamas. FML

#4520071
119 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 3:34am - kids - by thebabysitter (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, ma mom and dad wara arguing . It startad gatting raally aatad, so I triad to go braak it up . But witin a coupla of minutas, ma mom wantad to maka a statamant by trowing a plata to ta ground, forgatting I was basida ar . I now ava a trobbing foot wit sards of glass in it . FML

#4518775
95 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Sadasian (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it she confessed that it was cuz they had been planning a surprise appereance 4 me. I've never been surprised before and I ruined my own surprise. FML

#4517705
77 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 1:29am - misc - by neverbeensurprised (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, My Boyfriend Broke Up With Me In The Parking Lot Right Before A Baseball Game, Then Convinced Me To Still Go To The Game In Tears. After The Game, We Were Walking Back To The Car And He Goes, ( So, How About Some Break Up Lovin'? ) FML

#4516165
165 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - love - by ish (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I was on te bus,en an elderly woman steppd in. Se lookd too weak to stand. Se lookd at me wit er sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up ma seat 4 er. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as se sat down, se says, "Ha! Sucker!" Se didn't look so cute anymore. FML

#4516147
143 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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