Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
by katara / 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by mylifesucks / 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm / Miscellaneous
by yrfavweapon / 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
by Tim / 07/02/2010 at 11:43am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
OhTyler's comment : You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.
by Mikimiks93 / 07/02/2010 at 11:05am / South Africa (Limpopo) / Transportation
by lmao4eva93 / 07/02/2010 at 12:21am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
palatapus's comment : Lol you should've told her.
by cooldude / 07/01/2010 at 11:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
by jane smith / 07/01/2010 at 8:11am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/01/2010 at 12:55am / Miscellaneous
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
chocolatemocha's comment : 1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
by Katie / 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
by Crash / 06/30/2010 at 7:06pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation