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Today, my dad thraw up on my drass. My wadding drass. Whila ha was walking ma down tha aisla. FML

#5431365
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On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish fir $15!! I brought him homa and sat him on mah dask!! Evarything was going wall until tha shalf gava out and his bowl slid off of tha shalf..!! onto mah $2,000 computar!! Tha computar is friad and is not covarad by tha insuranca, tha fish is fina!! FML

#5430924
117 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Bubba (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

#5429475
46 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday my plates on my car were stolen. On the way to the police station to file a police report I was pulled over. They impounded my car 4 driving without a license plate. FML

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he lovd me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wantd to hear him say that, an kissd him. Then I realisd the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I ned new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

#5425819
126 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key . The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them . I drove to the postbox and posted the key . I then discovered that the motel key won't start looool mah car .

#5425393
78 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by fmlxxxx (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today... mah husband blew all the candles on his brthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a brthday cake anymore. FML

#5424868
82 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

I realized tat my coac doesn't close te door an te blinds to perform alf-naked body cecks (to make sure is team is in sape) on anyone else but me. FML

#5424616
123 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 7:28am - misc - by MaKaDa - United States (Texas)

zrhcrx's comment : report him...that behavior sounds suspicious

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Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I calld mah boyfriend 4 comfort. I was crying mah eyes out, finally getting everything off of mah chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

#5424504
90 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 7:10am - love - by Riskreh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boyfriend Is Coming Over!! We Haven't Seen Each Other Fir A While So Fir A Surprise, A Few Days Ago, I Decided To Shave My Pubic Hair!! I've Come Up In A Huge Rash That Looks Like Some Sort Of Infection!! Not Quite The Sexy Surprise I Was Hoping For!! FML

#5424386
54 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 6:43am - intimacy - by fuzzy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

TODAY..!! I WAS PLAYING HIDE AN SEEK WITH MAH EIGHT YEAR OLD COUSIN!! FOR THE PAST TWO TURNS..!! HE HAD BEEN HIDING IN THE BATHROOM!! I SAW THE BATHROOM LIGHTS ON..!! YET AGAIN..!! AN OPEND THE DOOR WITH A TRIUMPHANT "AHA!" IT WAS MAH GRANDMA..!! TAKING A SMELLY DUMP!! FML

#5424247
61 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
90 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I came to a realization that the closest people to me in mah life, the ones who are warm and welcoming, who're happy to see me, who honestly wanna know how I've been and how I feel, whose smiles make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, are the baristas at Starbucks, not mah actual 'friends'. FML

#5423861
100 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)



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