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today during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop . The referee made me puttd it back in my mouth . FML

#5451406
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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I played with a boomerang mah first time!! I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you!! It flew back all right!! And broke mah nose!! FML

#5450785
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On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , wile on ma first day off in 2 years , I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. Wile filling out ma information to get te money te power went out.

#5450492
99 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:24pm - money - by shouldagone2work (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room.

#5449988
45 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Madison43097 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I missd my bus by a minute. I calld up my step dad asking im if e can drive me because I ad a test frst period. After about calling im twenty times, and im not picking up, I see im drive by te bus stop pointing at me and lauging ysterically. FML

#5448757
114 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by NotFunny (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good fir once." I'm a chef. FML

#5448265
90 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by badcook (woman) - United States

Today, I got flowars at work. I was axcitad until I saw thay wara from mah good friand saying, ( Sorry fir slaaping with your boyfriand! ) FML

#5446240
86 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 12:16pm - love - by Tally (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told mah dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on mah own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML

#5445313
81 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

2day mah sisters an I were throwing mah mom a brthday party. Since I'm not good at baking I orderd her a really nice an expensive cake. As mah daughter an I were headd out the door she told me she had addd some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

#5444329
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On 09/24/2009 at 7:25am - misc - by rubber_duckie177 (woman) - United States (Vermont)

today looool I was going sopping wit a friend. I got up to get off te train and landd on my ass. Not only ad I walkd into te metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and te train doors ad closd, wit my friend on te oter side of te doors. FML

#5444000
123 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by b. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was offered to attend a Buddist ceremony by one of ma regular customers. Not wanting to offend te couple , I made an excuse about ave a project 4 oceanograpy. Surprise , te usband is an oceanograper and wants to elp me wit ma imaginary project. Karma muc? FML

#5443877
71 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - work - by whatproject (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML

#5443972
131 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

2day my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me cuz I smell lyk cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. real FML

#5443541
45 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 4:05am - love - by Sir Smokalot - Sent from mobile version



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