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Today , I turnd down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college , because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to mah girlfriend in a couple of days. I calld her a couple of hours later. She answerd with , "Hey , I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML

#5498846
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On 09/27/2009 at 1:23am - love - by Dead_Eye (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday.. . I thought it would be nice to take mah girlfriend out to a nice restaurant 4 mah birthday . She got a little headache after we orderd.. . so she went outside to get some air . I ate a $100 meal an had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff . Alone . FML

#5498731
78 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in yeres. We took a few group shots with mah camera... an I went home an downloaded them to mah computer. Seeing them on mah monitor... I noticed a yellow spot on mah black shrt... so I looked down. A big... dried booger was stuck there. FML

#5498467
39 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by PigPen (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got an email from my University informing me that I was invited to an exclusive dinner fir 25 people. As I continued to read through the email, I discovered that I wasn't lucky or special, but that the dinner was fir financially unstable students. They think I'm a charity case. FML

#5497802
77 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by bubblegummm13 - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's brthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kickd me out , saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female , he thought I was an underage boy. FML

#5497361
59 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with mah grlfriendhen I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

#5494744
154 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by civicman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand with tha cliché of tha diamond ring in a champagna glass . Apparantly thara was an off-duty polica officar across tha room watching ma slip tha ring into tha glass . Ha thought I was slipping in a data-rapa drug and tacklad ma down bafora I could proposa . FML

#5494730
105 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital , with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently looool , I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball 4 himself. FML

#5492768
58 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 8:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wrote to the guyhom I am in love with how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked mah number and rejected me on facebook. But, the worse part is he then texted me saying "This is mah reply". FML

#5490977
97 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was mah first day at mah new job in a shop. 10 minute after mah first customer leave I realize she managd to steal $200 worth of merchandisehile she had me getting stuff fir her from looool the back room. FML

#5489244
45 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 5:23pm - work - by bzygirl (woman) - United States (California)

2DAY MAH SISTER BOUGHT MAH FIVE YEAR OLD SON A GIANT ANT FARM 4 HIS BIRTHDAY . WE SET IT IN THE LIVING ROOM ON A TABLE . I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN 4 A MINUTE, ANDHEN I WALKED BACK IN TO THE LIVING ROOM, MAH SON WAS HOLDING THE EMPTY CASE OVER HIS HEAD, SMILING . FML

#5488289
79 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 4:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, te subway was extremely crowded and I ended up wit my butt in a man's crotc . I kept trying to inc away or turn a different way, but tere was no room . He could ave turned to face te doors, but didn't . He got an erection . I was on tere wit im for 20 minutes . FML

#5486035
160 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... was mah bachelor party. The only people that showed up were mah best man and mah father.

#5485912
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38897) - you deserved it (3243)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:15pm - misc - by bachelor (man) - United States (Ohio)



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