by anonymous / 09/22/2010 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by noname / 09/22/2010 at 1:37am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
by waterlogged / 09/22/2010 at 12:14am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Work
glider23's comment : What a homo-phobe.
Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML
by Laura / 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm / United States / Kids
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
TheIrishJaneDoe's comment : Shut up Meg.
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
by forgotten / 09/21/2010 at 6:16pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
by cganon / 09/21/2010 at 8:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
curzy's comment : assault. file a police report Lol.
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids