FML - The follow-up

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

kissandcontrol01 Say more :
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
By geez_wth / Sunday 6 May 2012 11:54 / United States - Hanford
By penguindude82 / Sunday 6 May 2012 07:38 / United States - Dallas
FML - The follow-up

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

BTM13 Say more :
Of course I did. Like shopping carts, keyboard help us out a lot in life and deserve to be recognized. XD
By BTM13 - / Sunday 6 May 2012 03:19 / United States - Hicksville
By doggone / Saturday 5 May 2012 23:07 / United States - King Of Prussia
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