FML - The follow-up

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML

Eragons_Mommy92 Say more :
This is mine. we did call the cops. we have to prove its our tv so now we have to find the receipt from 2 years ago. her whole family is into illegal shit. her son got arrested recently for forging the mayors signature. we intend on moving as soon as we find an available apartment.
By Eragons_Mommy92 / Friday 4 May 2012 14:38 / United States
By UnderConstruction - / Friday 4 May 2012 14:34 / Canada - Pickering
FML - The follow-up

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

CharlieOrion Say more :
Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!
By CharlieOrion - / Friday 4 May 2012 12:25 / United Kingdom - Northampton
By viviham / Friday 4 May 2012 12:08 / United States - Spring Branch
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

anonymous4991 Say more :
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have...
By anonymous4991 - / Friday 4 May 2012 00:39 / United States - Denver
By Anonymous / Thursday 3 May 2012 23:35 / United States - Wichita
By Anonymous / Thursday 3 May 2012 21:17 / Australia - Brisbane
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