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France

Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of his fingernails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 267

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By alex - / Wednesday 5 March 2008 15:17 / France

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Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy to have friends, I listened with a smile. All of them were from my mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 248

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You deserved it 23

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By Louna - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 23:08 /

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Today, just before going into an test, I broke my glasses on the way to the exam room. I'm short sighted, and I spent an hour with my nose glued to the paper trying to figure out what was written on it. It was a opthalmology exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 259

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By la taupe temporaire - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 17:26 /

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Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 241

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You deserved it 18

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By Thanderska - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 01:02 /

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Today, I have to have lunch alone because I'm on a business trip. I go to McDonald's, grab some food and sit outside. School is out, and Ronald McDonald arrives with a bunch of kids, points at me and says, "Look kids, Mister here has no friends, he has to eat alone!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks 258

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By KRW - / Monday 3 March 2008 14:56 /

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Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 171

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By Smile - / Monday 3 March 2008 05:04 /

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Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 94

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You deserved it 309

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By Daddy - / Monday 3 March 2008 03:33 /

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Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 253

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You deserved it 28

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By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /

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France

Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 257

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You deserved it 57

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By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France