World France Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 394 I agree, your life sucks 394 You deserved it 90 You deserved it 90 1 6 1 8 22 By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France
FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today, my young kid came home from school with a ukulele she's been practicing on all year in music class. After an entire school year, she knows one chord,... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
Today, I told my doctor that my new medication was giving me spasms, trembling and severe fatigue. His response was to weigh me, told me to seek counselling... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML
United Kingdom Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex,...
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner....
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed... I agree, your life sucks 2247 I agree, your life sucks 2247 You deserved it 384 You deserved it 384 26
Today, my husband decided to literally spice things up. He put a "small amount" of hot-sauce in our lubricant without telling me. He thought 1,000,000... I agree, your life sucks 3995 I agree, your life sucks 3995 You deserved it 276 You deserved it 276 39
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