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Today I stumbled upon mah girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed . A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's looool just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML

#5840798
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30273) - you deserved it (2390)

On 10/15/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I was in a work meeting cuz our clientele is unhappy with our service. I was in there cuz I don't correct our customershen they get my name wrong. My name is Blane, but ( Blair ), ( Blake ), ( Lane ), and ( Glenn ) got rave reviews. No one pickd up on this. I hate my job. FML

#5840446
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23800) - you deserved it (3678)

On 10/15/2009 at 8:33am - work - by Blanerd (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that, because i'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML

#5840313
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27965) - you deserved it (1982)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friend an even his staff. I was never mentioned. fat FML

#5840285
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26156) - you deserved it (4497)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Forgotten One - Sent from mobile version

Today I was making out with a guy I raally lika . Midway through ha stoppad and said ha had to snaaza . Aftar waiting savaral saconds ha said tha urga want away and wa kapt making out . Tan sacond latar ha violantly snaazad in my opan mouth . big fat FML

#5839452
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34841) - you deserved it (4740)

On 10/15/2009 at 3:07am - love - by Achoo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realizd that mah vrus protection program now has a vrus. FML

#5839185
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (4662)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY.. . THE BRD THAT HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY ROOF 4 TWO DAYS.. . KEEPING ME AWAKE AT NIGHT.. . FINALLY FLEW OUT OF THE ROOF AN INTO THE HOUSE . AS I WAS OPENING THE DOOR TO SEND IT OUTSIDE.. . IT FLEW STRAIGHT BACK UP INTO THE ROOF . REAL FML

#5839165
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22010) - you deserved it (2308)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:16am - animals - by birdhater (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket . I thought it would be funny to see wat him an his friends were talking about . I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me . FML

#5839151
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34056) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was involvd in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive looool at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-endd me at a rd light. FML

#5837946
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (1660)

On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States

Today, I just lat out all my faaling fir a woman that I hava lovad fir 22 yaars. Whan I finishad sha said ( You'ra so funny ) and walkad away. FML

#5835867
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31081) - you deserved it (5633)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by diskdude13 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked fir one ticket fir 'Jennifer's Body. The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

#5835840
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (5966)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up very hung over after a big party last night. As I walkd into my kitchen to make something to eat, I noticd a werd smell. Turns out my friend had thrown up in my freezer, and then turnd off my whole fridge so looool "it wouldn't freeze and be hard 4 me to clean up in the morning." real FML

Today, after watching the news, I realized the only personho has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant fir that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight . FML

#5832745
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (3047)

On 10/14/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by newscomes (man) - United States (New York)



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