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Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

#6054413
112 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 12:36pm - work - by KMack (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stareshich I was recieving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind cummed and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9703) - you deserved it (50685)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, AFTER FEELING FAT AND UGLY AND A BIT DEPRESSD, I LOGGD ON TO FACEBOOK TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND HAD POSTD "I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD!" I 'LIKD' IT AND COMMENTD "AWW THANK U BABY!" I LOGGD IN LATER TO SEE THAT HE COMMENTD BACK SAYING "I DIDN'T MEAN YOU." FML

#6053348
95 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 10:27am - love - by deserved (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parent house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

#6051108
24 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by crazygirl (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND OF SEVEN YEARS DUMPED ME CUZ HE SAID MAH CHEEKS GETTING WAY TOO FAT FOR HIS TASTE AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH A CHIPMUNK. MEGA FML

#6050345
129 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:20am - love - by chipmunk (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY IN CLASS EVERYONE READ MAH CREATIVE WRITING SUBMISSION!! IT WAS A TOUCHING STORY ABOUT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT EXISTS BETWEEN DOG AND HIS OWNER!! EVERYBODY UNANIMOUSLY AGREED THAT IT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT BESTIALITY!! FML

#6050318
80 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Quirk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lerend there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table fir a week and the one u put on there 3 minutes before. big fat FML

#6050287
113 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by GlassJAwkidE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips an decided to wear it on mah wrist. Whilst I was in the shower , I got a shock , thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance an slipped , banging mah head on the faucet. big fat FML

#6050280
90 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was Getting On A Bus, The Driver Shut The Door On Me While I Was Half Way Inside . Instead Of Apologizing To Me, He Criticized Me For Getting In The Way . Mega FML

#6049561
45 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by insignificant (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who asked for mah number while I was grocery shopping!! We decided to each bring a friend!! I brought mah roommate!! He brought his girlfriend!! FML

#6049494
51 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 12:11am - love - by lds124 (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I confrontd mah boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months . He vehemently denid it . Then told me it would never happen again . What? FML

#6049453
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38525) - you deserved it (2845)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Went Running 4 The First Time In A Few Months. I Had Wat I Thought Was An Asthma Attack. When I Got Home... I Realizd That It Was Not Asthma... But Instead I Have Gaind So Much Wieght That My Running Bra Restrictd My Breathing. FML

#6049425
48 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 12:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Had To Lie To Mah Dentist About How Often I Brush Mah Teeth!! I Honestly Don't Remember The Last Time I Did!! FML

#6048206
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7219) - you deserved it (108456)

On 10/28/2009 at 10:54pm - health - by mintyfresh (man) - United States (California)

biancagolden's comment : That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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