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Today, it was my 17t birtday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made tis deliciou apple ring. At least, it was great until my mout began to itc and my troat closed. I ave been allergic to nuts since birt, and my dad putted walnut in my birtday cake. FML

#6114128
65 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 1:12am - health - by UnluckyJulie (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was lost in a naw town , so I askad a woman for dractions!! For soma raason , sha saamad to avoid ma!! About halfway down tha block , sha quickly turnad around , and tha naxt thing I ramambar is mah ayas stinging lika hall!! Apparantly sha thought I was a muggar and macad ma!! FML

#6113652
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26440) - you deserved it (3488)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him an how well he treated me. She replied ( Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too. ) FML

#6113173
50 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 12:08am - love - by OhJoy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I invitd mah girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filld the bathtub and lit a lot of candle to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was mah hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of mah head. FML

#6111658
40 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 10:44pm - love - by CandlesSuck - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with fir 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blockd up the toilet. FML

#6110361
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32423) - you deserved it (8812)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at a party an saw an old friend from college!! I went up to her asking how she was an how her family was!! She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago an started crying!! I told her that he was an ass anyway an that she didn't need him!! Turns out he died!! FML

#6108981
66 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Oops (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me . I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks . My screensaver had cummed on with pictures of my naked girlfriend . mega FML

#6108468
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7885) - you deserved it (47980)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by terry (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I BOUGHT AN ITUNES GIFTCARD WORTH $50. I TRIED TO SCRATCH OFF THE LITTLE SILVER THING COVERING THE CODE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS. I SCRATCHED SO MUCH THAT IT'S NOW UNREADABLE. FML

#6106000
152 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Driving Home My Grlfriend And I Decided We Were Finally Going To Have Sex. We Got In The Backseat Then I Opened My Condom To Find It Was Already Broken. We Ended Up Playing Connect Four Instead. FML

#6105149
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20070) - you deserved it (4824)

On 11/01/2009 at 5:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , tired an hungover , I missed my bus , tried to walk to the train station , got lost , got soaked in the rain , got huge blisters , an had to be picked up cuz I was late for work. I got in , drenched , tired , an cold only to be told there was "nothing to be done." FML

TODAY, I FINALLY GOT MA PAYCECK FROM WORKING AT MA MINIMUM WAGE JOB FOR TE LAST TREE MONTS!! I WAS DELIGTD WEN I SAW IT WAS WORT $846!! ON MA WAY TO CAS IT, I DESTROYD MA CAR'S SUSPENSION!! IT'S GOING TO COST ALMOST $800 TO FIX!! FML

#6103963
91 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 4:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I cummed back ome to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and er new boyfriend. We broke up about two monts ago and tere were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to ave a cat wit tem. I asked "How long ave you been going out?" He replied "Seven monts." FML

#6102050
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39753) - you deserved it (2478)

On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I looool am not allowed to have any of mah candy because of mah sister's wieght problem. FML



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