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Cuba

Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn. Ike and Josephine want to come and say hi too. They’re not friends of ours, but rather the next cyclones that may pass by the island. FML

By weatherlike - / Tuesday 2 September 2008 05:12 / Cuba
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France

Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and when the mom dies, my eyes tear up. The girls', not so much. They climb on my knees, telling me that it's just a cartoon. FML

By Nucléotide - / Monday 28 July 2008 09:37 / France
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Thailand

  Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to the next level. While putting my hand under her skirt, I feel something out of place. I look at her and she says, “What? You prefer ladies?” FML

By g - / Tuesday 22 April 2008 05:53 / Thailand
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France

Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a while, and I'd always wanted an uncommon proposal. As we get to the top, my mind started to fantasize. As he rifled through his pockets, I think to myself, “This is it, our big moment!” He then says, “I've always wanted to smoke a cigarette at 300 meters." FML

By birkin - / Tuesday 22 April 2008 03:13 / France
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France

Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of his fingernails. FML

By alex - / Wednesday 5 March 2008 15:17 / France
World

Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy to have friends, I listened with a smile. All of them were from my mother. FML

By Louna - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 23:08 /
World

Today, just before going into an test, I broke my glasses on the way to the exam room. I'm short sighted, and I spent an hour with my nose glued to the paper trying to figure out what was written on it. It was a opthalmology exam. FML

By la taupe temporaire - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 17:26 /
World

Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML

By Thanderska - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 01:02 /
World

Today, I have to have lunch alone because I'm on a business trip. I go to McDonald's, grab some food and sit outside. School is out, and Ronald McDonald arrives with a bunch of kids, points at me and says, "Look kids, Mister here has no friends, he has to eat alone!" FML

By KRW - / Monday 3 March 2008 14:56 /
World

Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my car. FML

By Smile - / Monday 3 March 2008 05:04 /
World

Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

By Daddy - / Monday 3 March 2008 03:33 /
World

Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML

By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /
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France

Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML

By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France
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