World France Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 364 I agree, your life sucks 364 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 1 5 1 8 21 By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France
FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today my girlfriend of 8 months broke up with me because she is thinking about moving across the country in about half of a year. Not only is she going... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today was the first full day of being home from the hospital with my baby since I had her. Today was also the day I got a message saying my boyfriend,... I agree, your life sucks 22 I agree, your life sucks 22 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
United Kingdom Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed...
Philippines Today, my mom gave me a severe scolding because I refuse to support my 3 sisters, and support 3 "home-wreckers" instead. They are my daughters, who are...
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
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Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told... I agree, your life sucks 5534 I agree, your life sucks 5534 You deserved it 1321 You deserved it 1321 31
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister... I agree, your life sucks 4471 I agree, your life sucks 4471 You deserved it 1194 You deserved it 1194 38
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