Today, I was at ATandT getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said 'you should see this'. It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 10:00pm - love - by LTJFP (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 3:19pm - love - by rollercoaster (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)
Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend admitted to checking out other girls when he's with me. In his defense, "he doesn't look at their face or boobs. Just their ass." FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:56am - intimacy - by pandroida (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my son told me he lost the envelope with all the money he earned selling Cub Scout popcorn. The popcorn was delivered already, and the money needs to be turned in to the pack leader tonight. I just spent $220 on popcorn my neighbors are eating. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:44am - misc - by ifyouseekmylife (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by madd_dizzle (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, I drove 3 hours to go to an award ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove 3 hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by HoShiz (man) - Canada (Quebec)
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