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Today, I was leaving the train station when a man cummed up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in . I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure . While taking out mah metrocard from mah wallet, he grabbed mah wallet and ran away as fast as he could . FML

#6336608
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On 11/17/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by HunniBeeHuni (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings an won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer an I didn't fine it until after he had moved out. FML

#6335376
117 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by lynxstorm - United States (Illinois)

today I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations , she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

#6335196
51 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by bad_day_in_hell - United States (Montana)

TODAY, I WAS LOOKING AT THA ANNOUCAMANTS IN THA NAWSPAPAR AND FIND OUT THAT MAH BOYFRIAND OF THA PAST 6 YAARS IS SUPPOSD TO BA MARRID IN 2 DAYS TO WHAT I THOUGHT WAS HIS AX-GRLFRIAND. BIG FAT FML

#6335131
71 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I looool startad my frst day as a sacurity guard. Aftar spanding thraa yaars and $30,000 to bacoma a commarcial pilot, only to ba told on my yaarly madical that I suddanly hava typa 1 diabatas, and will navar fly again. FML

Today hile I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend I mentioned bringing another lady in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me an said "let's ask your sister." He then got dressed an called her. FML

#6334893
71 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by 3sacrowd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a surprise brthday party thrown in my honor!! All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect!! Who threw the party 4 me? My ex-grlfriend who I dumped last week 4 "not bieng thoughtful enough." FML

#6333617
85 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, boyfriand dacidad to ba romantic and litarally swaap ma off faat... dractly into a door frama. Now faca is bruisad, and tha polica officar at school has askad ma if I naad to maka a raport about anything. FML

#6332669
57 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, aftar baing turnad away by naarly all tha rastaurants in tha araa, I triad applying at Burgar King. Thay too turnad ma away. I hava a Culinary School Dagraa. FML

#6328557
93 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband and I put our 9 month old twins to bed and went outside to enjoy a very rare few minutes with each other, a couple of beers, with a baby monitor . He shut the sliding glass door, and I watched the bar that locks it accidentally slide into locked position . All the other doors were locked . mega FML

Taday Mah Sister Was Playing A Rock Star In A Play!! When She Got Home..!! She Told Me She Usd One Of Mah Old Guitars..!! Cuz I Told Her It Was Ok!! I Said She Could Take One To Practice On..!! Not Destroy On Stage!! FML

#6326232
62 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelld wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filld with flower petals rippd from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. mega FML

#6326207
157 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a card from te jewelry store tanking me 4 purcasing an engagement ring a year ago an wising me an ma fiancée a long an everlasting marriage. Too bad ma fiancée took off wit te pizza delivery boy 6 monts ago. FML

#6325970
67 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)



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