Tadeusz's comment : Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
by Me / 05/31/2011 at 2:49am / United States (Arizona) / Work
wildbillpb's comment : thought mcdonalds doesn't have supersize any more due to the movie supersize me.
Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML
by loner / 05/31/2011 at 1:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by romantic84 / 05/31/2011 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by efff my life. / 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
marinus's comment : Stop the car and drop her off, make the bitch walk.
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
by sashimieater / 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
by thiswouldonlyhappentome / 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm / Aruba / Animals
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
by anon80214 / 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Money
by trev / 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by skigal24 / 05/30/2011 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Health
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