Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
by JayFri / 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by surefeelslikelove / 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm / Work
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
A7X_LoVeee's comment : Well duh. It was Facebook official.
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by rapturezz / 06/06/2011 at 3:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ... / 06/06/2011 at 3:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
iAmScrubs's comment : he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
by dwhite032 / 06/06/2011 at 3:06am / United States (Indiana) / Geek
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
mrahhhhh's comment : it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
by K123 / 06/06/2011 at 1:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Username / 06/06/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Transportation
by Username / 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm / United States / Transportation
Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
by Whoops / 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
- Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she…