by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Glassmaster's comment : You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
OCDC's comment : Just helping the doctors see it better.
borntoperform's comment : Chuck Norris is the answer to everything.
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
by paulwatson93 / 05/17/2011 at 12:28am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML
by Fatty / 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
by o.v. / 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm / Bangladesh / Geek