FML - The follow-up

Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time. The post office lost the parcel. FML

carine13_fml Say more :
OP here! FM password retrival. lol Yeah Canada Post comes with free insurance so I got my money back.
By carine13 / Sunday 30 September 2012 03:49 / Canada - Edmonton
By Anonymous / Sunday 30 September 2012 00:11 / United States - Castle Rock
By scumdresser - / Saturday 29 September 2012 20:34 / United States - Pittsford
By firebombtimEFUCKERS - / Saturday 29 September 2012 16:32 / United States
FML - The follow-up

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

BabyG2222 Say more :
OP here, Okay just want to clarify some stuff first. The term "spank the ferret" is a "nice" way of putting he was jerking off. I originally wrote "jerked off" but I guess fmylife didn't like that wording and changed it to a friendly term. So, no there wasn't an actually ferret (no animal was hurt in the making of fmylife). Okay with that done now for the background story....
By BabyG2222 / Saturday 29 September 2012 09:14 / United States - Sturgeon Bay
By bluefrisky / Saturday 29 September 2012 07:39 / Canada - Toronto
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