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Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML

#11625118
117 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by learntmylesson - Sent from mobile version

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

#11624836
103 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

#11624830
136 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by peanuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

#11618988
149 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm - misc - by katara (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

#11617254
145 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm - misc - by mylifesucks - Sent from mobile version

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

#11614561
156 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm - kids - by yrfavweapon - United States (New York)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

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Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
95 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

#11602306
57 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

#11584447
102 comments

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On 07/01/2010 at 8:11am - intimacy - by jane smith - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)



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