Chamorru Say more :
I originally wrote this FML :( haha you just worded it better than me. My friends stuck me with a 500 dollar bar tab.
By Chamorru - / Saturday 11 August 2012 17:53 / Finland
By what the actual fuck - / Saturday 11 August 2012 16:38 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 August 2012 10:33 / United Kingdom

Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I asked if it was for her. FML

By Anonyme - / Saturday 11 August 2012 07:20 / France
dafuqdidihear Say more :
I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he l
By dafuqdidihear - / Saturday 11 August 2012 06:53 / Canada
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