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Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

#11617254
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30370) - you deserved it (5013)

On 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm - misc - by mylifesucks - Sent from mobile version

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

#11614561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38058) - you deserved it (3401)

On 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm - kids - by yrfavweapon - United States (New York)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

OhTyler's comment : You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36820) - you deserved it (7436)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

#11602306
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43314) - you deserved it (2932)

On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (7410)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

#11584447
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40440) - you deserved it (17166)

On 07/01/2010 at 8:11am - intimacy - by jane smith - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#11570883
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8678) - you deserved it (55246)

On 06/30/2010 at 7:06pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

#11559834
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21755) - you deserved it (13024)

On 06/30/2010 at 5:39am - misc - by charlotte273 - United Kingdom (Essex)



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