by cocokiss410 / 07/28/2011 at 12:34am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
by Not That Old / 07/28/2011 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
lindsaysue's comment : Take the discount and be happy about it! The poor kid didn't have to give it to you...
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
SweetJTBR's comment : That's why you must delete your Internet history after watching Porn xD He's twelve. It's ok man. As long as he doesn't have sex and you teach him how to spell, you'll be fine.
by ladytyy / 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by supergirl7 / 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by IIIlibras / 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by corasmom / 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
saIty's comment : Dicks Sporting Goods: Buy our balls.
by buiuuum / 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by kelsjenks / 07/27/2011 at 9:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML
by lizzie / 07/27/2011 at 9:30am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by CarrieRedburn / 07/27/2011 at 4:09am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by SallyGeen / 07/27/2011 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy