Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by dumped / 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Jim / 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Zodaicz's comment : ...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.
by hackling fellow / 03/10/2011 at 8:17am / Miscellaneous
by jules / 03/10/2011 at 2:53am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob / 03/10/2011 at 12:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by ants9omarching / 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
by drebel / 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
AmberlovesJb's comment : Since when is a medium bad?