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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

#10903996
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On 06/01/2010 at 8:31am - misc - by girlllll (woman) - Denmark (Kobenhavn)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

#10903172
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On 06/01/2010 at 5:49am - love - by staciedee - United States (California)

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

#10903041
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On 06/01/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spent ages applying for a scholarship on-line. I found out on the very last page that I do not meet the qualifications for it. FML

#10900890
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On 06/01/2010 at 2:05am - work - by effme (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

#10899108
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On 06/01/2010 at 12:35am - love - by AbFlab (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

#10894032
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On 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by anonomus - United States (Virginia)

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Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML

#10893433
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On 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm - health - by Stupid_Chick - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML

#10884107
180 comments

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On 05/31/2010 at 11:43am - health - by twnty1 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, that's why he could "never cheat on me with my friends." FML

#10881510
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On 05/31/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML

#10881401
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On 05/31/2010 at 7:59am - misc - by frgn8r (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

#10880596
350 comments

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On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

#10870202
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On 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML

#10870072
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On 05/30/2010 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by lonelyandbored - United States (Virginia)



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