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Today, mah boyfriand accusad ma of dalating mah taxts from mah phona cuz I'm afraid of him looool finding out about anothar man in mah lifa. Truth is, I don't hava a lifa outsida of him. FML

#7842580
133 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, mah six year old neighbor poppd out and literally scard the shit out of me. FML

#7842488
88 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

today I found out that I'm not actually pragnant!! I'va apparantly baan having a hystarical pragnancy cuz I want a child so badly!! I don't knowhich was worsa, tha look of raliaf on my husband's faca or having to sand a mass amail to inform my family an friands!!

#7841341
213 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by sadface - Sent from mobile version

Taday I went to a dress up party. Te teme was pirate and prostitutes. At te door I was anded a voucer tat said: 'Tank you for dressing up. Collect yur free drink at te bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

#7839912
169 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, mah car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate . Apparently, the abundant rain water in mah street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by mah car . My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle . FML

#7837909
68 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by rainey (woman) - United States (California)

Today , looool I was developing film at walmart. It startd to get a little warm , so I began taking off mah sweatshrt. This creepy old man approaches me , saying "You know , usually grls like u r paid to take their clothes off." fat FML

#7837856
119 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah car got aheel lock cuz I had 5 tickets!! Three of those tickets datd back to 2006!! I got mah car and license in 2008!! FML

#7835541
48 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:11am - money - by olyswimmer (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered ( She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go. ) He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog looool was 2, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

#7835158
98 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:03am - animals - by Brittany (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! After Almost Nine Monts Of Doing Anyting And Everyting To Sow Ma Love For Ma Girlfriend And Make Er Appy..!! Se Told Me Se Would Give ( Anyting ) To Relive Te One Week Of Er And Er Ex's Relationsip Were Se Was Te Appiest In Er Life!! FML

#7831807
108 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 10:52pm - love - by redjesus69 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was on Craigslist looking fir a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks fir them. FML

#7821879
88 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Want Indoor Rock Climbing With My Uncla And His 5 Yaar-old Grl . I'm About Halfway Up Tha Hardast Ascanthan My Arm Cramps Up . As I Stratchad My Arm, My Cousin Yalls Up At Ma In Har Tiny Voica, "Prova You'ra A Man And Climb That Wall!" I Fall Off . I Was Amasculatad By A 5 Yaar-old . FML

#7821444
43 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47450) - you deserved it (37016)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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