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TODAY... I TOLD MAH GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER THAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER. I THEN WENT ON TO TELL HIM I WAS THINKING ABOUT 'POPPING THE CHERRY'... INSTEAD OF 'POPPING THE QUESTION'. FML

#7883509
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On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY AFTER TELLING MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I LOVD HER SHE DUMPD ME CLAIMING I WAS GETTING "TOO ATTACHD". I'VE ALREADY SPENT ALMOST $400 ON HER VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT.

#7877517
241 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 2:31pm - love - by Dan1021 - Sent from mobile version

I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

#7876927
97 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decidd to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match !! In so doing, I accidentally touchd the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey !! FML

#7876510
156 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend of 5 years spent ahole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to fine someone else. FML

#7874367
162 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

TODAY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME CLAIMING MOVING IN WAS A BAD IDEA AN HE IS THE TYPEHO NEEDS HIS PRIVACY. IT WAS HIS IDEA TO MOVE IN HE HAD TO CONVINCE ME. NOW WE ARE STUCK UNDER LEASE TOGETHER FIR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS. FML

#7874212
100 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Awkward - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I INTRODUCED MY GRLFRIEND TO MY PARENTS . MY MOTHER TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "WAIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY? I THOUGHT U WERE JUST SAYING THAT TO PISS OFF YUR FATHER." I CUMMED OUT TO HERHEN I WAS 16, AND HAVE CONFIDED IN HER ABOUT MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS . FML

#7873288
76 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I met a guy online, an I realized te cyber sex I ad wit im was better tan te sex I get from ma boyfriend. FML

#7873279
175 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 9:51am - intimacy - by erin - Sent from mobile version

bhsnare's comment : then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?

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idkweird's comment : Why did you have 500 dollars easily accessible to a child?

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Today, mah girlfriend decidd it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm coverd head to toe in cat scratches. FML

#7870417
130 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriend informd me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infectd!! big fat FML

#7870282
262 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today I was at the gym and saw an old friend !! I have puttd on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me ( Wow, you've really gotten big !! ) Just by habit I said ( You too !! ) Turns out she's gaind 45 lbs since I'd last seen her !! Oops !! FML

#7869432
88 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 2:22am - health - by Tuffgunsmoke - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I GOT REAR-ENDED. IN POSSIBLY THE SCARIEST PART OF DOWNTOWN. AT NIGHT. BY A MAN WHO SPOKE HARDLY ANY ENGLISH BUT MANAGED TO ASK IF I WOULD GO OUT DANCING WITH HIM INSTEAD OF CALLING MAH INSURANCE COMPANY. FML

#7868479
97 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:34am - misc - by city_girl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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