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 Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

#13995137
117 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

#13994749
161 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

#13994569
83 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by nanuka_g - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

#13991826
165 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)

glitterysnails's comment : lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo

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Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

#13991584
88 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
140 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

nataleeeuh's comment : Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

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Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
65 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

#13987730
94 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by what (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

#13987283
80 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I camped outside of a Best Buy to guarantee I'd get a cheap Blu Ray player. My friend who got there five minutes after they opened also managed to get one. FML

#13986924
85 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 12:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
170 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

#13985421
86 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#13985101
129 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)



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