By JennyPenny - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:53 / United States - Lawrence

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:15 / Australia
By bastardchild_01 - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 06:22 / United States - Baton Rouge
The illustrated FMLs

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:18 / France - Saint-renan

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:18 / France - Saint-renan
By Marie - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:16 / United States - Jacksonville
By Holy Testacles - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 04:45 / United States

Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 October 2012 02:48 / United States

  Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

By L - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:59 / Norway - Trondheim
By Faker - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:44 / United States
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