Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
by me / 07/12/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
pwincessa23's comment : hahaha wtf?! this is hilarious though! I'd probably play along or tell him they're Jewish or something.
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
baby_dee97's comment : what was it supposed to be?
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Washington) / Health
stroudie94's comment : it's not to late to teach her... you still have two years before she is a certified idiot.
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
by brokeaf / 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm / United States / Money
by BMike / 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
by MakeItMaaco / 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm / United States / Health
by illenram06 / 07/11/2011 at 11:37am / Philippines (Roxas) / Love
by cocacoola / 07/11/2011 at 10:24am / Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla) / Kids
Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
by leahneedssleep / 07/11/2011 at 6:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
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