by ouchmyeye / 06/10/2011 at 12:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
by henry feingold / 06/10/2011 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
UnderstoodCat's comment : Perverted people...
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Hayman68's comment : She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
UnknwnClassicGrl's comment : U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!
Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
by anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work
by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 10:25am / United States / Health
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML
by IPityTheStool / 06/09/2011 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by aeghw1s / 06/09/2011 at 7:50am / United States (Missouri) / Work