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today I got mah new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did fine enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of mah hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML

#8116089
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On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle . Deciding to take a break I turned mah back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old rusty gate . Luckily the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed mah skin . Instead it tore off the ass of both mah pants and undies . FML

#8106835
118 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolld my eyes at him an informd him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shruggd an said, "We're both human." FML

#8103902
141 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah 4-year-old niece told me she looool likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell lyk frid chicken all the time." FML

#8099934
58 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)

Today, my grlfriend of a couple of monts texted me tat se was very sad because er puppy ad just passed away. Feeling sorry fir er, I bougt er anoter puppy of te same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on te passenger seat and went to pick er up from scool. Se sat on it. fat FML

#8099753
296 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in class an noticed tat it smelled strongly of cat urine!! I smelled ma soulder an realized tat ma cat ad peed on ma sweater!! I ad six ours of classes left, an te smell ad permeated ma sirt!! FML

#8094791
228 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the store an bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having rd, peeling, an painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. mega FML

#8094322
105 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by anonymous - United States

2day Aftar Gatting Oma From Scool, I Raalizad I'd Tuckad Ma Srt Into Ma Undarwaar Tis Morning. I'm Farly Cartain Avaryona Got A Good Look At Ma Lima Graan Undarwaar. FML

#8091808
164 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:20pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in between the passing times at school, one of mah classmates opend the door to mah next class, so I turnd to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it fir the teacher who was leaving. I collidd with her an her very hot cup of coffee. FML

#8089139
50 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:34pm - misc - by kel - United States (California)

2day while cleaning around the house , I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confrontd my husband about it , which turnd into a massive fight. It turnd out that the bra actually belongd to my son’s grlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

#8088886
165 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, mah drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? ( Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders. ) FML

#8085656
107 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States

Today I was aving sax wit my girlfriand. Its was pratty good and aavy and sa was moaning nicaly. Tan ar moans got softar and softar and tan noting. Sa fall aslaap. FML

#8085634
146 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

Today, my dad trid to convince my mother to stay with him. "Think of all the great times we've had," he said an startd naming off quite a few. Too bad none of them were about the three kids they had together, all were vacations. FML



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