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Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#11570883
139 comments

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On 06/30/2010 at 7:06pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

#11559834
104 comments

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On 06/30/2010 at 5:39am - misc - by charlotte273 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

#11558883
110 comments

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On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

#11548771
151 comments

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On 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by Tp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

#11542106
291 comments

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On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after suggesting to my daughter for a while that she should try out for a cheerleading team to become more confident, she went to tryouts. She didn't make the team and she's spent the last six hours in her room crying. FML

#11541731
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15896) - you deserved it (42658)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

#11531081
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44578) - you deserved it (6638)

On 06/29/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Alissa - United States



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