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Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3840)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML

#11712585
124 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by unit - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
197 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700 mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

#11704209
134 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

#11698354
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36196) - you deserved it (2683)

On 07/06/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by drivencrazy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to put some streamers on my bike handles, even though I knew they would probably be stolen fairly quickly. I went into a restaurant to eat, and when I came out both my wheels were gone, but at least the streamers were still there. FML

#11694056
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (8468)

On 07/06/2010 at 5:16am - misc - by SOMAgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

#11690114
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9907) - you deserved it (28306)

On 07/06/2010 at 1:14am - misc - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her baby shower. It's on my 21st birthday. This is the same cousin who got engaged on my 18th. FML

#11687611
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41827) - you deserved it (3905)

On 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm - misc - by littlestardramaq - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML

#11668391
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36867) - you deserved it (4157)

On 07/05/2010 at 1:37am - love - by metalmusic (woman) - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

#11662244
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33193) - you deserved it (4251)

On 07/04/2010 at 8:15pm - work - by FML - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

#11651975
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48293) - you deserved it (5679)

On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version



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