By wow @ creepy fuckers - / Saturday 17 November 2012 01:06 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 November 2012 00:30 / Croatia - Rijeka
By Anonymous - / Friday 16 November 2012 23:59 / United Kingdom - Eastbourne

  Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

By thanks, fuckface - / Friday 16 November 2012 19:42 / United States - Parachute
By Gangnam - / Friday 16 November 2012 15:52 / Sweden - Bromma
FML - The follow-up
mfischer Say more :
I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.
By mfischer - / Friday 16 November 2012 09:40 / United States
By grocerystalker - / Friday 16 November 2012 05:58 / Australia - Newcastle
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By rubberduck1 / Friday 16 November 2012 05:04 / United States - Mattoon