by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
StormGirl142's comment : You deserved it, asshole. Don't cheat and this wouldn't happen.
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
ThatFatGuyBehind's comment : How small was it for him to be laughing during a burgalery.
by Ari / 06/16/2011 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Love
by randomjulz / 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
YourDone6's comment : come see this hairy vagina...no.. what kind of husband are you?
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
by missy / 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm / United States (Alaska) / Transportation
by DarkMaskDiva / 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Braxam / 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Health
by random / 06/15/2011 at 10:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 9:37am / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy