By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:55 / United States - Scarsdale

  Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:28 / United States - Colorado Springs
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 18:10 / United States - Gerber
FML - The follow-up
hclagopus Say more :
OP here. I did not try to pick her up - I am a 42 year old married father of three and even if I wanted a date I have enough knowledge of the world to know that hot twentysomething blondes prefer hot twentysomething hunks - but I did try to make her smile, and failed miserably. And my geek level is so low that I read paper papers and constantly need my twelve year old son to help with my Iphone. (Plus...
By hclagopus - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 11:39 / Norway
By nolove / Wednesday 14 November 2012 10:36 / Australia
FML - The follow-up

Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML

fuzz94 Say more :
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
By fuzz94 - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 09:06 / Australia - Brisbane
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