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Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML

#11798566
84 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
170 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

#11790299
88 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 8:03am - money - by Ecce (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

#11723060
389 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

#11720249
144 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 9:17am - love - by braceface (man) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3840)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML

#11712585
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10412) - you deserved it (37280)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by unit - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30842) - you deserved it (16949)

On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700 mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

#11704209
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (11924)

On 07/06/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

#11698354
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36197) - you deserved it (2682)

On 07/06/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by drivencrazy (man) - United States (Ohio)



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