by Out of Shape / 08/16/2011 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Health
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML
by scaredscreenless / 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
by froggylicious / 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Passion4Makeup's comment : Easy. Kill the damn thing.
by secret dancer / 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Work
Thabb's comment : So, what is this called on YouTube?
by gkid92 / 08/16/2011 at 12:16pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Health
Petronix's comment : Ever heard of floss and a toothbrush?
by bursteardrums / 08/16/2011 at 11:00am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
by erineilis / 08/16/2011 at 10:22am / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
by worried / 08/16/2011 at 9:20am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
by NaniNarcotic / 08/16/2011 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by 800z / 08/16/2011 at 2:44am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
by Anon / 08/16/2011 at 2:27am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids