Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Missedtheboat (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by pimdala_major (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 12:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't. And I therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on p11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by JZ (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 9:19am - misc - by Coach (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 8:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my bank overdrafted my account to pay a bill that isn't due until next month. When I called them, they said they would fix the mistake, but I have to restore the account to zero before they'll give me my money back. So, I have to pay for my own money with the money they won't give me. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 6:11am - money - by WTF (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I met a close friend of my husband for the first time. She told me it was amazing that I agreed to be in an open marriage and asked if sex was weird knowing he'd slept with other women. No, the sex wasn't weird, because we're not in an open marriage. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
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