By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 May 2016 03:47 / United States
FML - The follow-up

Today, my best friend got engaged. To get his girlfriend to say yes, he had to agree to dump me as a friend because she doesn't want him being best friends with a girl. FML

Lexyy17 Say more :
Just putting this out there, but I never met the girl. I live in another province.. the drive takes over 30 hours one way. My friend and I only ever chatted online due to the distance and I've been happily married for the last 3 years, been with my husband for 6 so really she had nothing to worry about.
By Lexyy17 / Saturday 28 May 2016 02:43 / Canada - Lynn Lake
FML - The follow-up
KaylaRox1908 Say more :
OP here! Let me explain the situation: The reason why I did not notice my last name being misspelt for so long was because 1. The only way you could see it is if you went to a certain section of your online banking 2. It was just ONE letter off, and I have a very long last name so of course I didn't notice at first I actually came into the bank that day and told them both my problems (that my name...
By KaylaRox1908 / Saturday 28 May 2016 02:04 / Canada - Toronto
FML - The follow-up

Today, my skittish cat almost fell off my bed. He caught himself, though. Using his claws on my bare foot. FML

MercyRoseLiddell Say more :
More info - This actually happened a few weeks ago, so all I have left is a scar. Only 2 of my cat's claws caught my foot. The rest caught the bed. This incident happened at 4am. The cat in question is our super skittish semi-feral baby. We got him at 3 months old and completely feral. He's now 8 months and really sweet. He is my cat pretty much. He follows me up to bed and around the house and always...
By MercyRoseLiddell - / Friday 27 May 2016 19:13 / United States - Wayne
By Anonymous - / Friday 27 May 2016 19:09 / United States - Lady Lake
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By Anonymous - / Friday 27 May 2016 17:15 / United States - Kent
FML - The follow-up

Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML

thundermoo Say more :
OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.
By thundermoo - / Friday 27 May 2016 16:13 / United States - Decatur
FML - The follow-up
milliepede Say more :
Hi guys! OP here, I know it's a bit late, but here's some more detail. The tattoo I got was an under boob piece, so it's highest point reaches mid cleavage, lowest point in about an inch above my belly button, and it is the width of my entire torso. I had a vest top on underneath my work blouse, and a heavier work blouse on than I would normally wear to combat any nip attacks during the day, I just...
By milliepede / Friday 27 May 2016 16:03 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I woke up with intense pain and bruising. It turned out I'd suffered such a rare kind of wrist bone dislocation that the doctors aren't sure how to fix it. FML

chazzywazzy654 Say more :
Can't believe this got posted! The consultant dr(who's above the dr who said it was dislocated) reckons that it might not be dislocated, that my wrist is just deformed. Had a massive bruise, I still have it, got a follow up appointment next week, I'll find out more then hopefully
By chazzywazzy654 / Friday 27 May 2016 13:20 / United Kingdom - Northolt
FML - The follow-up
Furzball Say more :
Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.
By Furzball / Friday 27 May 2016 06:19 / United States - Wildomar
FML - The follow-up
megsterr413 Say more :
hey guys, op here. I'm having a hard time posting my comment for some reason. but thanks for the feedback we mended the problem. and for the record we always play video games together but he was playing a single player game I couldn't exactly join in , I wasn't interested in playing my game or anything else really but him. he realized he was a bit in sensitive and has since made up for it and apologized....
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