by NotYourToy / 01/27/2016 at 2:59am / United States (New York) / Work
irishmaiden78's comment : I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.
Today, my girlfriend came home and spontaneously wanted to have sex for the first time in about a year. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and had just came from an AA meeting. She reeked of alcohol, I couldn't get hard because of it and she got pissed at me. She says she won't be spontaneous again. FML
by FullCircleProblem / 01/27/2016 at 1:04am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
saifnaqvi11's comment : If she knows you are a recovering alcoholic and still comes to your house drunk then you need too find someone better then that.
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 12:41am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
by sicky / 01/27/2016 at 12:02am / United States (Utah) / Health
cheeeksss's comment : And then I bet they'll also say "WHY DID YOU COME INTO WORK SICK? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!"
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
by singlelady / 01/26/2016 at 5:24pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
by ktm1313 / 01/26/2016 at 4:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by jimmy_morton / 01/26/2016 at 1:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by justsomesummer / 01/26/2016 at 1:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
by Soakedandbroke / 01/26/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 01/26/2016 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames) / Work
by CaptMacLeod / 01/26/2016 at 4:18am / United States (California) / Love