by Lanthane / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / France (Aquitaine) / Animals
Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML
by sadfantasy / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Weasely's comment : Just because someones mentally challenged doesn't mean this type of behavior should be allowed. I can't believe the amount of comments that think this is fine. What if he decides to do something more disgusting or extreme?
by Anonymous / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
hipposteve's comment : Was the tattoo for You or for showing off? Just enjoy it, you already paid for it.
by stupidboss / 03/30/2016 at 11:23pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Soninuva's comment : This is where you get HR involved, regardless of whom was at fault in the accident (though especially if it was your boss that was).
by sunkissedevil / 03/30/2016 at 10:52pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I went to 7-11, where the cashier asked me if I had the app to get rewards. She then looked at me and said, "Never mind, I can tell you don't." I guess I have no control over my resting bitch face. FML
by anon / 03/30/2016 at 9:09pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Is_This_Real / 03/30/2016 at 4:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss finally checked the presentation I have been working on for three weeks. She called me into her office, and told me everything was dreadful, and requested me to start from scratch. It's due in half an hour. FML
by WorkWeirdo / 03/30/2016 at 4:26pm / Peru (Lima) / Work
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 2:53am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
by random guy / 03/30/2016 at 2:49am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain / 03/30/2016 at 1:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous