FML - The follow-up

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

hellolaina Say more :
And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.
By hellolaina - / Saturday 25 June 2016 00:13 / Australia
By Anonymous - / Friday 24 June 2016 21:35 / United States - Middleboro
FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML

BlueBaronBitch Say more :
Hey guys, OP here, really glad that this was my first FML to be published :) I guess I should fill in the plot holes here, yes the house was dark, she came through my porch door and through the dining room, which the creaking in the floor (as my dining room floor is known to be obnoxiously creaky) is what alerted me to think of an intruder. I was in my room on the second floor and there is a wall...
By BlueBaronBitch / Friday 24 June 2016 14:59 / United States - Dayton
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