by awkward_loser69 / 07/14/2016 at 12:42am / Miscellaneous
EwahWeeWah's comment : I accidentally clicked "That could've happened to me" I don't think it could've though, considering I'm a man.
by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 8:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
soodytheboi's comment : "Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML" -The Fan Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.
by lastinclass / 07/13/2016 at 5:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Tripartita's comment : I believe that makes you the Free Agent who takes flags from either side and is invincible to tagging. You also have to yell "FREE AGENT, FREE AGENT" as you run around waving the captured flags. If the other players find it disruptive, perhaps they can assimilate you into one of the teams. If it's not TOO much trouble.
by Heknowsnothing / 07/13/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by IcedTaco / 07/13/2016 at 3:40pm / Ukraine / Love
by MATTY2512 / 07/13/2016 at 2:13pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by PizzaNIF / 07/13/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, 3 weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
by dumped and dusted / 07/13/2016 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 11:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my phone autocorrected "with chills" to "with child" in the middle of a message, and I didn't notice until I was contacted several hours later by a panicking friend. My gastric flu is now rumoured to have been morning sickness, all because I can't proofread. FML
by DrumrollPlease / 07/13/2016 at 3:50am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Health
Today, while I selling merch at a festival, a volunteer lost her toenail. Not only did she immediately show me, but she then took a picture and showed everyone coming up to my station. I lost sales because she wouldn't leave. FML
by grosstoenail / 07/13/2016 at 1:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Work