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Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

#21431507
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On 06/24/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by WhyIHateTeachers - United States (Florida)

Diarrhea_Volcano's comment : Well maybe next time you'll think twice before helping people who don't want to do their own work.

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Today, I had to call patients that we hadn't seen in a long time. Most of them were dead. FML

#21431312
29 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by Exil (woman) - United States

Today, while driving to Nashville, I saw a bunch of wild turkeys huddled together on the side of the road. I was excited to point them out to my boyfriend, until I realized that the "wild turkeys" were in fact vultures, and that they were eating a dead deer. FML

#21431233
55 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 3:45pm - animals - by That escalated quickly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML

#21431204
81 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 2:49pm - work - by Ain't going nowhere - United States (Illinois)

Pinkiss's comment : There must be something the management can do. Are there any cameras at the area where you're parked? Did you park at the employee's parking area? Have you reported it to the police?

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Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
203 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

margelmo's comment : I hate to be 'that person' but I'd be more angry at your mum because she's the one who cheated? I mean, she didn't have to do that.

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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

#21431146
74 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by zaynemaliksvagina (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

#21431076
98 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 8:44am - health - by tantanpanda (man) - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

#21430988
85 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 1:16am - love - by imblue42 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

#21430956
119 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 12:16am - love - by It's CSI Miami - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that me and her father's wedding is just a big joke and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

#21430948
74 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 12:02am - love - by bummed out step monster - United States (California)

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

#21430929
100 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 11:23pm - work - by ilook12 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
121 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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