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2day I had mah first therapy session fir the issues causd by trying to please mah overbearing, paranoid, self-centrd mother. The first thing she did after we startd driving home? Ranting at me an demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to mah therapist FML

#21382942
82 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 11:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

nchic01's comment : sounds like your mother is the one who needs the therapist

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Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Thenextguyover's comment : "Help! I've fallen into a vagina and can't get out."

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Yesterday Pyromaniac Sister Somehow Got Her Hands On Dad's Lighter And Set Bd Sheets On Fire. My Dad Said I Must Have Provokd Her, And That She Can't Be Blamd For Her Mental Condition. So Now I'm Groundd, And She Has A New Doll House To Calm Her Down.

#21382751
113 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

HAMY's comment : That's some great parenting. sorry about the bed op

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2DAY WILE AT WORK.. . A CUSTOMER REFUSED TO SPEAK LOUDER.. . DESPITE ME ASKING ER TO DO IT SEVERAL TIMES . AS A RESULT.. . I TOOK ER ORDER INCORRECTLY . TE CUSTOMER TEN FINALLY DECIDED TO RAISE ER VOICE.. . BUT ONLY TO YELL AT ME ABOUT MA POOR LISTENING SKILLS . FML

#21382737
58 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)

Today, I was uninvitad from my own birtday party.

#21382721
75 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I met girlfriend's parent for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Thier reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

#21382684
58 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 10:12pm - love - by biblepain - United States (Arizona)

Today I discoverd thathen my mom can't sleep she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today I was trying out for a position as pitchar for collaga basaball taam. I thraw tha ball as hard as I could and than collapsad to tha ground in agony from a dislocatad shouldar. maga FML

#21382575
44 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 6:50pm - health - by Bonecrusher (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us 4 our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute trade of abuse 4 "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had 4 a promotion is now gone. FML

#21382528
40 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I found mah dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see wat kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of mah mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from mah mind. FML

#21382495
91 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while getting ready fir a job interview, I sneezd while brushing my looool teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere an ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
88 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today , I fell asleep in class.. . And woke up hour later . My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to seehat mah face would be like waking up to a new class .

#21382364
77 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML

#21382327
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26949) - you deserved it (2966)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland



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