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Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

#21524514
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18262) - you deserved it (1376)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

kayposion's comment : How would that even work? Therapist: how's life? dog: ruff

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Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

#21524475
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16748) - you deserved it (1379)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm - work - by Hello condoms and lube (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

it___happens's comment : Was winning the bet worth it though?

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Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

#21524473
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19063) - you deserved it (2193)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by hannieannie - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

TheAnon1313's comment : Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and masturbate, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.

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Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17607) - you deserved it (2008)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

#21524385
31 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

#21524349
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19302) - you deserved it (3966)

On 02/09/2016 at 8:08am - love - by abnormallyadam - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

#21524343
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19403) - you deserved it (1247)

On 02/09/2016 at 7:39am - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

#21524337
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20386) - you deserved it (3810)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18252) - you deserved it (1684)

On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, after my fiancé of seven years and the father of our four kids broke up with me, saying he slept with another girl but not to worry, he thought about me the whole time and still wants to marry me one day, it turns out he's moved to another state. FML

Today, I tutored a third grade girl after school. She was squirming so much I thought she had to go to the bathroom. Turns out, she was just masturbating on the corner of a school chair. FML

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

#21524147
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15877) - you deserved it (1516)

On 02/08/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by James (man) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20215) - you deserved it (1604)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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