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Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

#21345151
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17018) - you deserved it (1435)

On 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by morning_glory - United States (California)

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

#21345047
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (2070)

On 01/27/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by NoTalkAllGame - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19733) - you deserved it (2418)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

fortune789's comment : Shave your dog. That'll teach him.

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

#21345004
105 comments

amelitaliz's comment : She needs help and sensitivity right now. Poor thing. Sorry you have to go through this, OP!

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Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19993) - you deserved it (2578)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Welshite's comment : Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)

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Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML

#21345042
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18457) - you deserved it (4435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/27/2015 at 6:45am - money - by LadyGrey -

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11941) - you deserved it (21258)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20540) - you deserved it (3168)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21219) - you deserved it (1587)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19939) - you deserved it (1709)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19855) - you deserved it (2181)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I'd sent in a job application after she went home. In front of her parents. Who thought she'd stayed the night at a friend's place. FML

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML

#21344628
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19796) - you deserved it (2045)

On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States



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