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Today, my grlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: ( Sorry, dude. Better luck next time! ) FML

#21383638
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22289) - you deserved it (1801)

On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

giantsfan2010's comment : Haven't talked for a week? That's where the problem starts

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today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (6002)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

lexiieeex3's comment : Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...

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Today... I Ad To Taac Grandma Ow To Burn Filas To CDs. I Jokingly Said Tat It Doasn't Involva Litarally Burning Ta Disks In Fira... To Wic Sa Raspondad By Slapping Ma An Calling Ma A Patronizing Brat. FML

#21383501
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20623) - you deserved it (11158)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

pandamimo's comment : Grandma don't take none of your shit

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Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (2516)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (2172)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself . The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated fir cow diseases . FML

Today , with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster , I found out pee is affectd by gravity. FML

#21383398
54 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Best Friend Went To Mah Boss And Offered To Do Mah Job 4 Half The Pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, an in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
46 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States

Today , I found out that the creepy werdo who's been sending me messages 4 a while is just mah dad . His excuse was , "I wantd u to feel lyk someone would actually lyk you." mega FML

#21383075
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24462) - you deserved it (1866)

On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club 4 our 1-year anniversary . FML

#21382971
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25442) - you deserved it (3232)

On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I had mah first therapy session fir the issues causd by trying to please mah overbearing, paranoid, self-centrd mother. The first thing she did after we startd driving home? Ranting at me an demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to mah therapist FML

#21382942
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24563) - you deserved it (1732)

On 03/28/2015 at 11:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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