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Today, we had a NAT for our preparation for college. I did quite well and knew most of the answers. When I turned mine in, I realised I forgot to write my name. The proctor doesn't allow giving back test papers after it is turned in. And no, I can't retake it. FML

#7929962
78 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:35am - misc - by stupidupid (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML

#7928576
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19394) - you deserved it (5610)

On 02/06/2010 at 4:29am - intimacy - by Bacular (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

#7927538
69 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34830) - you deserved it (3950)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

#7925151
92 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by Karie-Rose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

#7925125
177 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

#7925072
63 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

#7923613
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21840) - you deserved it (5613)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

#7923030
89 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 12:12am - love - by snowman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

#7922927
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29889) - you deserved it (2725)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:09am - love - by Crud (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML

#7918887
123 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
127 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

#7914611
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22559) - you deserved it (2757)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JD (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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