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Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

#11698354
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38046) - you deserved it (2815)

On 07/06/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by drivencrazy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to put some streamers on my bike handles, even though I knew they would probably be stolen fairly quickly. I went into a restaurant to eat, and when I came out both my wheels were gone, but at least the streamers were still there. FML

#11694056
85 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 5:16am - misc - by SOMAgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

#11690114
64 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 1:14am - misc - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her baby shower. It's on my 21st birthday. This is the same cousin who got engaged on my 18th. FML

#11687611
277 comments

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On 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm - misc - by littlestardramaq - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML

#11668391
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38056) - you deserved it (4260)

On 07/05/2010 at 1:37am - love - by metalmusic (woman) - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

#11662244
144 comments

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On 07/04/2010 at 8:15pm - work - by FML - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

#11651975
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52184) - you deserved it (6123)

On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML

#11640890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37820) - you deserved it (3122)

On 07/03/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by Sapphirlinda (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

#11637324
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41623) - you deserved it (5916)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm - misc - by ZittyMii (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

#11636469
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37280) - you deserved it (2988)

On 07/03/2010 at 2:57pm - misc - by Emily - Australia (Victoria)



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