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Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

#7612223
110 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

#7609495
181 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
334 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

#7608615
73 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
134 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz. As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushed to be the first team to the bar. I tripped, faceplanted. The whole bar laughed, and then I realized that it wasn't a "fastest to the bar" round. FML

#7607297
21 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by pubquizgenius (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28642) - you deserved it (2348)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9487) - you deserved it (23839)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

#7605430
156 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML

#7605388
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31537) - you deserved it (3960)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I checked my university financial account to discover I owed them over $1000. The reason? They had apparently given me too much money when I applied for a loan and now want it back. Oh, and I spent my loan money on books and a laptop for school. FML

#7604167
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (2839)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:25am - money - by boned (woman) - United States (Utah)



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