Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:46am - misc - by Tamps (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Dariya (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)
Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by SmokedSalmon (man) - United States (New York)
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