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Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

#5841852
115 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a Biochemistry quiz. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my quiz was in the morning. I woke up at 10 feeling very confident. My quiz was at 9. FML

#5841442
34 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML

#5840798
66 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I was in a work meeting because our clientele is unhappy with our service. I was in there because I don't correct our customers when they get my name wrong. My name is Blane, but "Blair", "Blake", "Lane", and "Glenn" got rave reviews. No one picked up on this. I hate my job. FML

#5840446
43 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 8:33am - work - by Blanerd (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that, because i'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML

#5840313
20 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML

#5840285
54 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Forgotten One - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

#5839452
49 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 3:07am - love - by Achoo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

#5839185
86 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML

#5839165
17 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 2:16am - animals - by birdhater (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

#5839151
34 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML

#5837946
64 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States

Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished she said "You're so funny" and walked away. FML

#5835867
78 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by diskdude13 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

#5835840
144 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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