Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by caitiexob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:30am - work - by Noname (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by Oh dear... (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)
Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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