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Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML

#21187469
146 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by headdesk (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Kamon97's comment : Guess the conversation never took off.

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Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML

#21187434
94 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

NYM88's comment : Did you at least photobomb it?

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Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
76 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

nix1993's comment : I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.

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Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

#21187114
85 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by sadbuttrue. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

#21187067
85 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML

#21186709
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39987) - you deserved it (4673)

On 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm - love - by doubleCoupon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML

#21186469
137 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 11:09am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

#21186463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43655) - you deserved it (3864)

On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

Today, it became apparent that my father knows more about my boyfriend than I do because he spends so much time interrogating him. FML

#21186073
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39722) - you deserved it (4692)

On 06/24/2014 at 12:35am - love - by over prtective father (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

#21185875
104 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

#21185830
65 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm - love - by criley (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (5001)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)



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