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Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
98 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML

#13103525
110 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

#13102808
116 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
137 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, after selling some furniture and jewelry to make the rent this month, I woke up to find a foreclosure notice. The landlord hasn't paid the mortgage in 6 months, so I'm evicted anyway. FML

#13097253
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32433) - you deserved it (2155)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:27am - money - by streeted - United States

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32647) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

#13094289
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (3207)

On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML

#13093344
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27137) - you deserved it (3142)

On 09/18/2010 at 12:21am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

#13091874
130 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by muffins69 (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I attended a job fair for a position at a shop. I was the only one who showed and submitted an application. I didn't get the job. FML

#13090304
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25754) - you deserved it (3046)

On 09/17/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (7071)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11656) - you deserved it (35387)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)



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