Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend . When I took her home, her sister came to the door . I used to date her sister an I didn't know they were related . My girlfriend realized this, then looool kicked me in the crotch . FML

#6879441
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (10291)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:57am - love - by Dumped (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Spent My Day Alonehile My Parents And Siblings Were At School And Work. Trying To Be Helpful, I Cleaned Out The Fridge, Did 5 Loads Of Laundry, Worked Outside, Fed The Pets And Made Dinner For The Entire Family. The Evening Was Spent Hereing Complaints Of How Wrong I Did Everything. FML

#6878679
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36356) - you deserved it (2874)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by sadcinderella (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week cuz her dog was having puppies!! She doesn't have a dog!! FML

#6877661
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (2781)

On 12/22/2009 at 12:57am - love - by CRWMEN (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I put in an application to mah local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with mah application an said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML

#6877419
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23831) - you deserved it (2170)

On 12/22/2009 at 12:45am - work - by TheJuggla17 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found outhere looool all my expensive bras and panties have been disappereing to. Apparently,hile I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bd. FML

#6874607
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25471) - you deserved it (3048)

On 12/21/2009 at 10:28pm - intimacy - by Secretisout (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my girlfriendhat she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating 4 three yeres and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. fat FML

#6873751
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37645) - you deserved it (3357)

On 12/21/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by chao (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow . We only needed to dig out mah mom's car and not mine . After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where mah car was we found out mah mom had a flat tire . FML

#6872316
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (2907)

On 12/21/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I got fed up with the amount of hair on feet , so I went to get foot hair waxed off. When I removed socks , the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

#6872030
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23826) - you deserved it (3545)

On 12/21/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Took The Train Home. When Seatd, I Suddenly Noticd Something Wet On Mah Seat. Without Looking, I Thought It Was Water Since It Was Snowing Outside. Guess Again. It Was Vomit. FML

#6868813
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24118) - you deserved it (6345)

On 12/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by herzausstein (man) - Belgium (Limburg)

Today I had given up on finding mah makeup bag with cell phone an iPod mah mom had bought 4 me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of mah school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff an she held up mah bag. FML

#6867947
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (2678)

On 12/21/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I was at a family party an everyone was seeing mah new glasses 4 the frst time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look lyk a hot librarian an then grabbd mah ass. He was still sober. FML

#6865964
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33808) - you deserved it (2608)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I was anging out wit my ax's naw grlfriand. I found out a was dating us bot at ta sama tima and was comparing batwaan us. Tat isy a broka up wit ma two looool yaars ago and is still wit ar avar sinca. FML

#6865910
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22085) - you deserved it (3310)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by fml333 (woman) - Saudi Arabia

Today, mah boyfriend decided to give me mah Christma present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christma and won't see me . I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago . FML

#6865867
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (2693)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: