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Today , I lookd at my father's facebook for the first time in a month to see his status an it said "making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter!! FML

#7226655
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:08pm - love - by bitchface (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today.. . I come home 4 lunch . I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship.. . Love.. . Carissa." I see another note from mah grlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy yur new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is mah new step mother . FML

#7226236
109 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What r u thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
140 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard . I was really getting into the choreography . I was travelling big and leaping long . While going across the floor, again I travelld and leapd.. . right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people . FML

#7225324
57 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:04pm - misc - by dancer4life (woman) - United States

Today... as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park... I forgot to lock the door. looool A little girl opens the door an then slams it right away. As she walkd away I hered her say "no... there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

#7224292
40 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by crappy_day (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having passionate sex with my grlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstars. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wereing a condom. FML

#7222558
85 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by awskme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out tha bast way to communicata with my boyfriand, who is obsassad with farmvilla, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm . Not sanding taxt, amail, or calling, but placing a massaga on his imaginary farm . FML

#7222174
72 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by farmvillefail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , formal portraits of mah entire class were posted online , with about five photos per person. As mah mom was looking at them , she was commenting about how pretty all mah classmates look. When she got to mah photos , all she had to say was "ugh". FML

#7222160
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On 01/08/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that I have completely fallen 4 this incredible guy, and that I am really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informd me that he will be doing jail time following his court date Tuesday. FML

#7218409
81 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 3:06pm - love - by brokenrelicslost (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I HAD THA SUDDAN URGA TO SNAAZA AS I WAS WIPING MY ASS!! OUT OF INSTINCT, I USD MY HAND TO COVAR MY MOUTH!! I NAVAR LAT GO OF THA TOILAT PAPAR!! FML

#7217520
186 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I've recently developd a bladder control issue . Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little . I work in a warehouse . Heavy lifting is mah job . FML

#7216883
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On 01/08/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by mcpeepants (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checkd inside like I'm supposd to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughd nervously then hit me in the head looool with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
84 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after bieng constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

#7215962
175 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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