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Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (7410)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

#11584447
102 comments

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On 07/01/2010 at 8:11am - intimacy - by jane smith - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#11570883
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9306) - you deserved it (57565)

On 06/30/2010 at 7:06pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

#11559834
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22007) - you deserved it (13118)

On 06/30/2010 at 5:39am - misc - by charlotte273 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

#11558883
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10608) - you deserved it (31592)

On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

#11548771
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20172) - you deserved it (27123)

On 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by Tp (woman) - United States (Texas)



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