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Today, my ballet teacher decided to tell us, in detail, about the nasty staph infection she has on her boob. The whole time, she was scratching it. FML

#13895610
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On 11/19/2010 at 1:07am - health - by fightingkittens (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

#13894998
118 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

#13894887
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On 11/19/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by kay_jay1819 (woman) - United States

Today, I was just about done with my late-night shift at Ralph's. As I was about to put up my "Closed Lane" sign, an elderly women starts putting items on the conveyor belt. The cost was $14.79, and she paid with pennies. It took her ages to count them all, and I wasn't being paid overtime. FML

#13893679
119 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
247 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
156 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

#13889656
115 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 5:33pm - misc - by The Christmas Grinch - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

#13886918
69 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

#13886809
113 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

#13886609
71 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

#13885565
93 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 7:12am - work - by pukishgirl (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML

#13885002
132 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

#13884860
96 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 3:37am - misc - by race (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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