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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

#13998189
151 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

#13997572
97 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

#13997300
90 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 6:28am - misc - by loving grandaughter - United States (New York)

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

#13995659
86 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 2:08am - intimacy - by >{%£•¥ - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
125 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

 Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

#13995137
117 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

#13994749
161 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

#13994569
83 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by nanuka_g - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

#13991826
165 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)

glitterysnails's comment : lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo

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Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

#13991584
88 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
140 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

nataleeeuh's comment : Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

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Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
65 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

#13987730
94 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by what (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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